Toby and Anton’s Information to Life

Kids typically see the world in cool methods, and I like listening to their pearls of knowledge. So! At bedtime final evening, I requested my very own children — Toby, 11, and Anton, 8 — to disclose their professional suggestions…

1. What’s a superb breakfast?
Toby: Toast with butter is at all times satisfying.
Anton: Frosted Mini Wheats plus Kashi Cinnamon Harvest. It’s candy and spongey.

2. How do you make a buddy?
Anton: Should you see somebody that appears good, go as much as them. Don’t say, NOW WE ARE GOING TO BE FRIENDS NOW!!!!! However you may say, do you want films? And also you get right into a dialog after which you’re associates.

3. If somebody can’t sleep, what would you recommend they do?
Toby: Put your arms below your head. It’s cozy.
Anton: You may learn. Witches of Brooklyn is nice.

4. What do you have to do in the event you see a canine on the road?
Anton: Scratch behind the ears! 99.8 p.c of canine like that. You can’t not discover a canine who likes it.

5. How are you going to be a superb sports activities fan?
Toby: Benefit from the gamers. Cheer for them in the event that they win and cheer for them in the event that they lose.

6. For a chill Friday evening, what would you suggest individuals eat and drink?
Toby: Pizza with pineapple. As a result of it’s candy.
Anton: Weight loss plan Pepsi. Truly I don’t assume I’ve had Weight loss plan Pepsi.

7. What recommendation would you give dad and mom who need to be good dad and mom?
Toby: Take them to baseball video games or any sporting occasion. And assist them after they’re sick. Simply be light.
Anton: Give all of them the sweet on this planet! [In a Scottish accent.] That’s a joke. I’d give them chores, however in return I might allow them to play video video games for 2 hours a day!

8. What ought to individuals do in the event that they go to another person’s home?
Toby: Say thanks and discover toys to play with or rooms to see.
Anton: I might say, “Thanks for having me right here” and “That is so lovely.”

9. What’s a superb karaoke music?
Toby: True Colours. It’s fairly.
Anton: Take On Me. I like the band. I additionally love Queen.

10) What ought to somebody do in the event that they’re in a nasty temper?
Toby: Have a San Pellegrino. I might suggest the lemon taste.
Anton: You wait till 5 p.m. (golden hour), and you’re taking a stroll. Only a good plain stroll. That’s all.

Thanks, Toby and Anton!

What would you — or the youngsters in your life — add to this information? We’d love to listen to…

P.S. Humorous issues children say, and why I repeatedly discuss durations with my sons.